Kategorie: accountant

Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: „…….and ninthly…“

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm……..I’ll just do a few numbers and get back to you

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t? Depreciation.

Laws of Accounting 1. Trial balances don’t 2. Bank reconciliations never do 3. Working Capital does not 4. Return on Investments never will

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level

Who was the first accountant? Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost interest after withdrawal, buggered…

What’s an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.

Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.

What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality.