Kategorie: accountant

What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting

What does CPA stand for? Can’t Produce Anything

What does FCPA stand for? Finally Caught Pinching the Assets

Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that’s what they did last year.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It’s 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait – 13 seconds, no wait…

Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

What’s the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.

What’s the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him.

When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn’t have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at.