Kategorie: accountant

When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work

How do you know when an accountant’s on holidays? He doesn’t wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.

What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting

What does CPA stand for? Can’t Produce Anything

What does FCPA stand for? Finally Caught Pinching the Assets

Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? „What kind of answer did you have in mind?“ Two, one to change…

What’s the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.