Januar 6, 2021 Animals Q & A |Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use. He can’t eat it either.Q: Which side of a chicken…
Januar 6, 2021 I'll use my seeing eye dog |A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the…
Januar 6, 2021 You could feed them a lot faster |There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs…
Januar 6, 2021 There was just a dog fight |A man walks into a bar one day and asks, „Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?““Yeah, I do!“ a biker says, standing up….
Januar 6, 2021 He is a very smart dog |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It…
Januar 6, 2021 A cat's dictionary |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.Human being: Automatic door…
Januar 6, 2021 Purchasing a new bird |After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and…
Januar 6, 2021 A frog calls a psychic |Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with…
Januar 6, 2021 These chickens want books |A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, ‚Buk Buk BUK.‘ The librarian decides that the…
Januar 6, 2021 A guide to walking tigers |Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going by. You find this…