Januar 6, 2021 This is one smart dog |A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through…
Januar 6, 2021 Three very tough mice |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, „I’m so tough, once I ate a whole…
Januar 6, 2021 Steven Wright on dogs |The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of…
Januar 6, 2021 The story of the bats |Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, „Let’s fly out of the cave and get…
Januar 6, 2021 Never talk to the parrot |Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her with an „after-hours“ appointment and since she had to go…
Januar 6, 2021 I'll use my seeing eye dog |A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the…
Januar 6, 2021 You could feed them a lot faster |There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs…
Januar 6, 2021 There was just a dog fight |A man walks into a bar one day and asks, „Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?““Yeah, I do!“ a biker says, standing up….
Januar 6, 2021 He is a very smart dog |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It…
Januar 6, 2021 A cat's dictionary |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.Human being: Automatic door…