Januar 6, 2021 Dogs and Light Bulbs |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to…
Januar 6, 2021 A guide to walking tigers |Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going by. You find this…
Januar 6, 2021 A snail buys a fast new car |There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels…
Januar 6, 2021 A very insulting parrot |This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against…
Januar 6, 2021 A good chess player |A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment…
Januar 6, 2021 Three very tough mice |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, „I’m so tough, once I ate a whole…
Januar 6, 2021 Steven Wright on dogs |The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of…
Januar 6, 2021 The story of the bats |Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, „Let’s fly out of the cave and get…
Januar 6, 2021 Never talk to the parrot |Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her with an „after-hours“ appointment and since she had to go…
Januar 6, 2021 I'll use my seeing eye dog |A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the…