Januar 6, 2021 A good chess player |A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment…
Januar 6, 2021 Three very tough mice |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, „I’m so tough, once I ate a whole…
Januar 6, 2021 Steven Wright on dogs |The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of…
Januar 6, 2021 The story of the bats |Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, „Let’s fly out of the cave and get…
Januar 6, 2021 Never talk to the parrot |Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her with an „after-hours“ appointment and since she had to go…
Januar 6, 2021 I'll use my seeing eye dog |A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the…
Januar 6, 2021 You could feed them a lot faster |There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs…
Januar 6, 2021 The 2 Hunters These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn’t know what to do, so he called 911….
Januar 6, 2021 Elephants and Cell-Phones Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t know their plans.