Januar 6, 2021 Nine things dogs don't understand |1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her. 3. He…
Januar 6, 2021 There was just a dog fight |A man walks into a bar one day and asks, „Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?““Yeah, I do!“ a biker says, standing up….
Januar 6, 2021 He is a very smart dog |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It…
Januar 6, 2021 A cat's dictionary |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.Human being: Automatic door…
Januar 6, 2021 Purchasing a new bird |After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and…
Januar 6, 2021 A frog calls a psychic |Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with…
Januar 6, 2021 These chickens want books |A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, ‚Buk Buk BUK.‘ The librarian decides that the…
Januar 6, 2021 A guide to walking tigers |Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going by. You find this…
Januar 6, 2021 A snail buys a fast new car |There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels…
Januar 6, 2021 A very insulting parrot |This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against…