Januar 6, 2021 Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo |1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys…
Januar 6, 2021 A cat's dictionary |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.Human being: Automatic door…
Januar 6, 2021 Purchasing a new bird |After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and…
Januar 6, 2021 A frog calls a psychic |Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with…
Januar 6, 2021 These chickens want books |A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, ‚Buk Buk BUK.‘ The librarian decides that the…
Januar 6, 2021 A guide to walking tigers |Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going by. You find this…
Januar 6, 2021 A snail buys a fast new car |There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels…
Januar 6, 2021 A very insulting parrot |This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against…
Januar 6, 2021 A good chess player |A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment…
Januar 6, 2021 Three very tough mice |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, „I’m so tough, once I ate a whole…