Januar 6, 2021 Elephants and Cell-Phones Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t know their plans.
Januar 6, 2021 I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.
Januar 6, 2021 The Bunny and the Snake Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were…
Januar 6, 2021 A blind man in a store A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging…
Januar 6, 2021 Seeing Eye Dog A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the…
Januar 6, 2021 Got Any Grapes? A ducks walks into a bar and asks, „Got any grapes?“ The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes….
Januar 6, 2021 Grape and Elephant Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
Januar 6, 2021 Legion Camel #1 A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a…