Januar 6, 2021 bear and a rabbit A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says…
Januar 6, 2021 Chucky goes to the movies An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, „Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?“The old farmer said, „That’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Do Elephants Ever Forget? Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Januar 6, 2021 The three legged chicken A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged chicken running at…
Januar 6, 2021 Elephants and Cell-Phones Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t know their plans.
Januar 6, 2021 I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.
Januar 6, 2021 The Bunny and the Snake Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were…
Januar 6, 2021 A blind man in a store A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging…