Januar 6, 2021 Chucky goes to the movies An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, „Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?“The old farmer said, „That’s…
Januar 6, 2021 The three legged chicken A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged chicken running at…
Januar 6, 2021 The Bunny and the Snake Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were…
Januar 6, 2021 Grape and Elephant Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
Januar 6, 2021 Legion Camel #1 A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a…
Januar 6, 2021 Vampire Bat A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get…
Januar 6, 2021 Legion Camel #2 A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him quarters, he asks the…
Januar 6, 2021 Dog named Sex Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him „Rover“ or „Spot“. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to…
Januar 6, 2021 Ant and Elephant have romance An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. „Shit!“ says…