Januar 6, 2021 What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito… What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It’s ass.
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel? What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent by Shawn
Januar 6, 2021 Perfect customer A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.He wrote, „I would very…
Januar 6, 2021 A Second Opinion A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and…
Januar 6, 2021 What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Januar 6, 2021 A little old lady buys a pair of parrots… A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and the man there advises her…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get if you sleep under a cow? What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy
Januar 6, 2021 What does an elephant keep up its trunk? What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ’n‘ half o‘ snot!