Januar 6, 2021 What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Januar 6, 2021 A little old lady buys a pair of parrots… A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and the man there advises her…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get if you sleep under a cow? What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy
Januar 6, 2021 What does an elephant keep up its trunk? What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ’n‘ half o‘ snot!
Januar 6, 2021 I've never understood why women love cats… I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come in when you call, they liketo stay out all night,…
Januar 6, 2021 What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Januar 6, 2021 A farmer comes home with a lively young bull… A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He’s letting them hang around for oldtimes‘…
Januar 6, 2021 A boy and girl octopus out on a date… A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm…
Januar 6, 2021 Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other… Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says „Do you know how to drive this thing?“
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger