Januar 6, 2021 Dog washing A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over,…
Januar 6, 2021 Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie… Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. „You know, it’s not your fault that the dog died. He’s…
Januar 6, 2021 What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Januar 6, 2021 A little old lady buys a pair of parrots… A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and the man there advises her…
Januar 6, 2021 A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot… A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor. „This one’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Two goldfish are in a tank… Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to drive this thing?’Sent by Claire
Januar 6, 2021 Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't… Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. „What do you think the problem is?“ one man asked his companion. „I…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you do with a dog with no legs? What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Januar 6, 2021 What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.