Januar 6, 2021 What does an elephant keep up its trunk? What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ’n‘ half o‘ snot!
Januar 6, 2021 I've never understood why women love cats… I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come in when you call, they liketo stay out all night,…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a dog with no legs? What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going to come anyway!Sent by Melissa
Januar 6, 2021 What does a lion call a antelope? What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Januar 6, 2021 Dog washing A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over,…
Januar 6, 2021 A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot… A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor. „This one’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Two goldfish are in a tank… Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to drive this thing?’Sent by Claire
Januar 6, 2021 Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't… Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. „What do you think the problem is?“ one man asked his companion. „I…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you do with a dog with no legs? What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Januar 6, 2021 What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.