Januar 6, 2021 A man takes his sick dog to the vet… A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down and says „Say ahhhhhhhhhhh!“The…
Januar 6, 2021 One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole… One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim there, decides to investigate.“Whatcha doin?“ he asked. Mongo replies, „My…
Januar 6, 2021 The essential difference One day the zoo-keeper noticed that „Cheech“ the orang-utang was reading two books — the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species.In surprise he asked…
Januar 6, 2021 A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel… A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a fox. The girl squirrel dashed up…
Januar 6, 2021 A German shepherd went to a Western Union office… A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, „Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof…woof.“The clerk examined the paper and told the dog,…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler? Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help.
Januar 6, 2021 A lusty camel A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one camel available, and…
Januar 6, 2021 A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them… A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. „What’s your name?“ she asks the first. To her surprise,…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together? Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A: Bullshit