Januar 6, 2021 What has four legs and eight arms? Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s play area.
Januar 6, 2021 Two male flies are buzzing around… Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on apile of cow shit and dives down…
Januar 6, 2021 One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole… One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim there, decides to investigate.“Whatcha doin?“ he asked. Mongo replies, „My…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler? Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help.
Januar 6, 2021 A lusty camel A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one camel available, and…
Januar 6, 2021 A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them… A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. „What’s your name?“ she asks the first. To her surprise,…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together? Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A: Bullshit
Januar 6, 2021 There was once a wide mouth frog… There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know what to feed them. She went to the cow, talking…
Januar 6, 2021 Two cows were talking in the field one day… Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that’s going around?Second Cow: Yeah, makes…