Januar 6, 2021 A German shepherd went to a Western Union office… A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, „Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof…woof.“The clerk examined the paper and told the dog,…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler? Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help.
Januar 6, 2021 A lusty camel A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one camel available, and…
Januar 6, 2021 A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them… A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. „What’s your name?“ she asks the first. To her surprise,…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together? Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A: Bullshit
Januar 6, 2021 There was once a wide mouth frog… There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know what to feed them. She went to the cow, talking…
Januar 6, 2021 Two cows were talking in the field one day… Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that’s going around?Second Cow: Yeah, makes…
Januar 6, 2021 What's green and has wheels? What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Januar 6, 2021 I think Rover is getting a bit old… „I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.““Bullshit, watch this…Rover sit! Oh dear, you’re right, I’ll getthe shovel…