Januar 6, 2021 Nice, but rough An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do…
Januar 6, 2021 An ant and an elephant share a night of romance… An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes up and the elephant is dead. „Damn“, says the ant,…
Januar 6, 2021 Persistency Act A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he finally sees…
Januar 6, 2021 A fair warning Tourist guide at zoo: „Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lands. Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch…
Januar 6, 2021 There were two cows in a paddock… There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The first cow said „Moo.“And the second cow said „That’s…
Januar 6, 2021 A man takes his dog for a walk in the park… A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there, he runs in to his old friend. The two men…
Januar 6, 2021 My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of… My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The Dr said „which position do you use?““Doggy style,“ said dumb…
Januar 6, 2021 I think Rover is getting a bit old… „I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.““Bullshit, watch this…Rover sit! Oh dear, you’re right, I’ll getthe shovel…
Januar 6, 2021 An irresolvable problem A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged.“Have you always been that way?“…