Januar 6, 2021 I think Rover is getting a bit old… „I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.““Bullshit, watch this…Rover sit! Oh dear, you’re right, I’ll getthe shovel…
Januar 6, 2021 An irresolvable problem A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged.“Have you always been that way?“…
Januar 6, 2021 Why does a dog lick his balls? Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Januar 6, 2021 Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches? Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Januar 6, 2021 What's brown and crispy on the outside… What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside? A cockroach.
Januar 6, 2021 A man running a little behind schedule arrives… A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that has already started, and as…
Januar 6, 2021 What came first, the chicken or the egg? What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it was the rooster!
Januar 6, 2021 How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in there.
Januar 6, 2021 Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you’re screwedSent by D.L.Chapin
Januar 6, 2021 A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona… A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping…