Januar 6, 2021 An ant and an elephant share a night of romance… An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes up and the elephant is dead. „Damn“, says the ant,…
Januar 6, 2021 Persistency Act A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he finally sees…
Januar 6, 2021 A fair warning Tourist guide at zoo: „Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lands. Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch…
Januar 6, 2021 There were two cows in a paddock… There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The first cow said „Moo.“And the second cow said „That’s…
Januar 6, 2021 A man takes his dog for a walk in the park… A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there, he runs in to his old friend. The two men…
Januar 6, 2021 My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of… My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The Dr said „which position do you use?““Doggy style,“ said dumb…
Januar 6, 2021 Two neighbors had been fighting each other… Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane andteaches it to use the bathroom in Bill’s…
Januar 6, 2021 There were two cats that enjoyed running together… There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called One-two-three.The other was french and called Un-deux-trois. One day when…
Januar 6, 2021 Pet owners There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinschersays to the guy with a Chihuahua,…