Januar 6, 2021 What has four legs and eight arms? Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s play area.
Januar 6, 2021 What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Januar 6, 2021 A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel… A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a fox. The girl squirrel dashed up…
Januar 6, 2021 Two male flies are buzzing around… Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on apile of cow shit and dives down…
Januar 6, 2021 A little old lady buys a pair of parrots… A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and the man there advises her…
Januar 6, 2021 A German shepherd went to a Western Union office… A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, „Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof…woof.“The clerk examined the paper and told the dog,…
Januar 6, 2021 A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot… A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor. „This one’s…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get if you sleep under a cow? What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy
Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler? Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help.
Januar 6, 2021 Two goldfish are in a tank… Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to drive this thing?’Sent by Claire