Januar 6, 2021 What did the elephant say to the naked man? What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick up peanuts!
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a dog with no legs? What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going to come anyway!Sent by Melissa
Januar 6, 2021 A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly… A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between a bull and a cow? What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it.
Januar 6, 2021 What does a lion call a antelope? What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Januar 6, 2021 Why did the cactus cross the road? Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie
Januar 6, 2021 A Duck walks into a bar… A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don’t have any bread[After a few minutes]Duck: You got any…
Januar 6, 2021 Dog washing A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over,…
Januar 6, 2021 A man took his Rottweiler to the vet… A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said „My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?“ „Well,“ said the…
Januar 6, 2021 A man takes his sick dog to the vet… A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down and says „Say ahhhhhhhhhhh!“The…