Januar 6, 2021 Snake joke First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Januar 6, 2021 Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine 1.Treat the beaker like your most prized possession. 2.Solemnly intone…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo… A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one woman makes agesture…
Januar 6, 2021 A gruesome murder A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, „Um, err,which of you gentlemen owns the…
Januar 6, 2021 There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam… There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.It was that time of year to satisfy the local…
Januar 6, 2021 You know why a dog licks his ass? You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll be licking your face.
Januar 6, 2021 The talking dog A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. „This is a talking dog,“ hesaid. „And you can have him for five dollars.“…
Januar 6, 2021 Beware of dog! Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed aharmless…
Januar 6, 2021 This man goes into the doctor with his… This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: „What happened to you?“He says: „I was in Africa…
Januar 6, 2021 A duck walks into a general store… A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,“Gotany fresh fruit?““No.““Got any fresh vegetables?““No. We have only canned and dry goods.“The next…