Januar 6, 2021 Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster? Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you fuck it.
Januar 6, 2021 A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog… A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swinging it around & aroundhis…
Januar 6, 2021 A New York boy was being led through the swamps… A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin. „Is it true that an alligator won’tattack you if you…
Januar 6, 2021 Good business Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought to himafter…
Januar 6, 2021 Excerpts from the rural life A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooster walks over to the…
Januar 6, 2021 If I have a rooster and you have a donkey… If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you have? Two feet of…
Januar 6, 2021 A man in a state of excessive inebriation… A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down the necessary money. The booth…
Januar 6, 2021 What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken.
Januar 6, 2021 You know why a dog licks his ass? You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll be licking your face.
Januar 6, 2021 The talking dog A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. „This is a talking dog,“ hesaid. „And you can have him for five dollars.“…