Januar 6, 2021 Where do you find a no legged dog? Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Januar 6, 2021 Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster? Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you fuck it.
Januar 6, 2021 A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog… A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swinging it around & aroundhis…
Januar 6, 2021 Footless Parrot Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he’s lonesome so he goes to…
Januar 6, 2021 A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow… A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the…
Januar 6, 2021 A dangerous job This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service…
Januar 6, 2021 With best intentions As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the one in Denver. My friend Chuck, after searching for months,…
Januar 6, 2021 THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice…
Januar 6, 2021 There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle… There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches…
Januar 6, 2021 A robber was robbing a house… A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. „Jesus is watching you!“ „who’s there?“ The robber said But no sound was…