Januar 6, 2021 There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle… There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches…
Januar 6, 2021 A robber was robbing a house… A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. „Jesus is watching you!“ „who’s there?“ The robber said But no sound was…
Januar 6, 2021 Three mice are sitting in a bar talking… Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a shot and says, „I play…
Januar 6, 2021 A blind man is standing at the corner… A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg…
Januar 6, 2021 One night a man heard howls coming from his basement… One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated…
Januar 6, 2021 Wife comes home to find the old man… Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room. „My God Henry“, she screams, „I know you’ve had…
Januar 6, 2021 A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar… A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. „Get a load of her“…
Januar 6, 2021 A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says… A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. „Listen,“ he says to the bartender. „If i show you the most amazing thing…
Januar 6, 2021 What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg? What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once. 2) You only get eaten…
Januar 6, 2021 Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole… Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old friend Chris the tractor salesman sitting…