Januar 6, 2021 How do you catch a polar bear? How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, you place enough peas around the…
Januar 6, 2021 Snake joke First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Januar 6, 2021 Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine 1.Treat the beaker like your most prized possession. 2.Solemnly intone…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo… A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one woman makes agesture…
Januar 6, 2021 Excerpts from the rural life A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooster walks over to the…
Januar 6, 2021 If I have a rooster and you have a donkey… If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you have? Two feet of…
Januar 6, 2021 A man in a state of excessive inebriation… A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down the necessary money. The booth…
Januar 6, 2021 What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken.
Januar 6, 2021 You know why a dog licks his ass? You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll be licking your face.