Januar 6, 2021 What's green and has wheels? What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Januar 6, 2021 What do chain saws and monkeys have in common? What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Januar 6, 2021 How do you catch a polar bear? How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, you place enough peas around the…
Januar 6, 2021 Two neighbors had been fighting each other… Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane andteaches it to use the bathroom in Bill’s…
Januar 6, 2021 I think Rover is getting a bit old… „I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.““Bullshit, watch this…Rover sit! Oh dear, you’re right, I’ll getthe shovel…
Januar 6, 2021 Snake joke First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Januar 6, 2021 There were two cats that enjoyed running together… There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called One-two-three.The other was french and called Un-deux-trois. One day when…
Januar 6, 2021 An irresolvable problem A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged.“Have you always been that way?“…
Januar 6, 2021 Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine 1.Treat the beaker like your most prized possession. 2.Solemnly intone…