Januar 6, 2021 A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona… A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you make a cat drink? How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Januar 6, 2021 Bying a horse This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend“I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl? What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!
Januar 6, 2021 An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing… An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water.“That way,“ he said, „You get…
Januar 6, 2021 There were two guys walking down the street… There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said. „Man I wish I could…
Januar 6, 2021 At an auction During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, „I’m paying a fortunefor that parrot. I hope…
Januar 6, 2021 Nice, but rough An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do…
Januar 6, 2021 Why do gorillas have big noses? Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Januar 6, 2021 Some cows view each day as the last roundup… Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new…