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Januar 6, 2021 A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them… A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. „What’s your name?“ she asks the first. To her surprise,…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you do with a dog with no legs? What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Januar 6, 2021 Why do gorillas have big noses? Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Januar 6, 2021 Some cows view each day as the last roundup… Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new…
Januar 6, 2021 An ant and an elephant share a night of romance… An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes up and the elephant is dead. „Damn“, says the ant,…
Januar 6, 2021 How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based onthe assumption that elephants are just like field mice,…
Januar 6, 2021 Persistency Act A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he finally sees…
Januar 6, 2021 A fair warning Tourist guide at zoo: „Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lands. Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen…
Januar 6, 2021 How to Hunt Elephants — QA Style How to Hunt Elephants — QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mistakes the other hunters made when they were packingthe jeep.