Januar 6, 2021 A lusty camel A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one camel available, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't… Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. „What do you think the problem is?“ one man asked his companion. „I…
Januar 6, 2021 I've never understood why women love cats… I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come in when you call, they liketo stay out all night,…
Januar 6, 2021 There were two guys walking down the street… There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said. „Man I wish I could…
Januar 6, 2021 At an auction During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, „I’m paying a fortunefor that parrot. I hope…
Januar 6, 2021 Nice, but rough An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do…
Januar 6, 2021 Why do gorillas have big noses? Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Januar 6, 2021 Some cows view each day as the last roundup… Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new…
Januar 6, 2021 An ant and an elephant share a night of romance… An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes up and the elephant is dead. „Damn“, says the ant,…
Januar 6, 2021 How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based onthe assumption that elephants are just like field mice,…