Januar 6, 2021 An elephant… An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, „How do you breathe out of that thing?“Sent by abu dahbi
Januar 6, 2021 A man running a little behind schedule arrives… A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that has already started, and as…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Januar 6, 2021 A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot… A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this parrot is its attitudedue to the influence of its former…
Januar 6, 2021 What came first, the chicken or the egg? What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it was the rooster!
Januar 6, 2021 The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order… The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed…
Januar 6, 2021 How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in there.
Januar 6, 2021 A horse walks into a bar… A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: „So, why the long face?“
Januar 6, 2021 Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you’re screwedSent by D.L.Chapin
Januar 6, 2021 A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona… A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping…