Januar 6, 2021 He shouldn't have asked! MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.When leaving the…
Januar 6, 2021 When asked for her occupation… When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. „Madam, I…
Januar 6, 2021 What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred… What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? „Depends.“
Januar 6, 2021 What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet? What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?“Not according to Dad.“
Januar 6, 2021 A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked… A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton. 60% said, ‚Never again!‘
Januar 6, 2021 A woman participating in a survey was asked… A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said, „Depends on what’s in it for me.“
Januar 6, 2021 The medical student was asked four reasons… The medical student was asked four reasons why mother’smilk was better for babies than cow’s milk. This is the answer he submitted: 1. It’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked… Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, „Do you ever get to feeling horny?““Yes,“her friend replied. „What do you…
Januar 6, 2021 A minister was asked by a politician… A minister was asked by a politician,“Name something the government can do to help the church.“The minister replied, „Quit making one dollar bills.“
Januar 6, 2021 I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked… I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, „I’m…