Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VI Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still around. You could readmagazines and storybooks that you always wanted…
Januar 6, 2021 New Lumberjack A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard as he could, but still he could only chop down…
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VII Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression that you arevery hard pressed.
Januar 6, 2021 Welfare office A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, „Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would…
Januar 6, 2021 Your hair smells nice A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her…
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VIII Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc. .Can always borrow…
Januar 6, 2021 More than a hundred percent Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%?…
Januar 6, 2021 How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed a task force to study the problem of why light…
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IX Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and new products. Use it freely whenin conversation with bosses. Remember:…
Januar 6, 2021 Downsizing Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time of down-sizing. Knock, knock.Employee: Who’s there?Boss: Not you anymore.