Januar 6, 2021 How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van? How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass.
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Januar 6, 2021 A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing… A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices that the man has neverworked in retail before.He says to…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day? How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil
Januar 6, 2021 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina… The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months went by and not one piece of mail…
Januar 6, 2021 The company president called the chief security guard… The company president called the chief security guard into his office. „Chuck, we’ve received a complaint from one of the employees that you are…
Januar 6, 2021 Mrs. Jones is having her house painted… Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and leans against the freshly painted wall. The next day, she…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse… Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?A: A nurse says: „This won’t hurt…
Januar 6, 2021 The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring… The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants — one of which would get the…