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Januar 6, 2021 Mrs. Jones is having her house painted… Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and leans against the freshly painted wall. The next day, she…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse… Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?A: A nurse says: „This won’t hurt…
Januar 6, 2021 The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring… The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants — one of which would get the…
Januar 6, 2021 When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher… When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was finished, the vice-principal took a few puffs on his pipe…
Januar 6, 2021 Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English… Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called a secretary in to give her the bad news that…
Januar 6, 2021 Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary… Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. While taking dictation one morning, she noticed that his fly…
Januar 6, 2021 Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one… Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and the other appears normal. A couple of minutes later, God…
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Januar 6, 2021 Bank Teller Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the young teller, „I want to open a fucking checking account“….