Januar 6, 2021 More than a hundred percent Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%?…
Januar 6, 2021 How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed a task force to study the problem of why light…
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IX Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and new products. Use it freely whenin conversation with bosses. Remember:…
Januar 6, 2021 Downsizing Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time of down-sizing. Knock, knock.Employee: Who’s there?Boss: Not you anymore.
Januar 6, 2021 How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van? How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass.
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard X MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Januar 6, 2021 Work Environment Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION(Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION (Dumb manager)…
Januar 6, 2021 A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing… A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices that the man has neverworked in retail before.He says to…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day? How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil
Januar 6, 2021 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina… The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months went by and not one piece of mail…