Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IX Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and new products. Use it freely whenin conversation with bosses. Remember:…
Januar 6, 2021 Downsizing Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time of down-sizing. Knock, knock.Employee: Who’s there?Boss: Not you anymore.
Januar 6, 2021 How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van? How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass.
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard X MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Januar 6, 2021 Time to quit As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired red-headed assistant into his office. „Do youknow what time…
Januar 6, 2021 Duties will be the same As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde staffers was transferred to an obscure base in Utah.The woman…
Januar 6, 2021 There are thousands of sex phone lines for men… There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for women.This is because if a women wants someone to talk…
Januar 6, 2021 What does it mean when the flag at the… What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half mast? They’re hiring.
Januar 6, 2021 It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president… It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back ofhis leather couch…
Januar 6, 2021 The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss… The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain said, „I should be boss, since I control what the…