Kategorie: aviation

Stewardess“ „Yes, Sir?“ „I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can’t see the in-flight…

Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, „Wait Please.“ To which Laloo replied,…

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with…

„I’ve never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. „You will bring me down safely, won’t you? „All I can say…

Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country. The problem was that no matter how…

„Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?“ „Center, make that request on the next frequency….“

From a Southwest Airlines employee…. „Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and…

On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton. It…

According to „The Australian,“ an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the…

ATC: „Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? “ Cessna: „To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating.“ ATC: „I meant in the next…