Kategorie: aviation

Stewardess“ „Yes, Sir?“ „I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can’t see the in-flight…

Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, „Wait Please.“ To which Laloo replied,…

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with…

„I’ve never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. „You will bring me down safely, won’t you? „All I can say…

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so…

A woman called and said, „I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes.“ I asked if she meant to fly…

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a…

McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. „It’s to keep…

As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary…

What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner? A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the…