Kategorie: aviation

An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying ‚In the event of a water landing,…

Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the „Fasten Seat Belts“ sign was kept lit during the…

At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as…

An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to…

A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisle with…

A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion that the best place to find participants…

The Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious…

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy…

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A…

Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?…… It’s not because of the film’s content, it’s because the people in the film…