Kategorie: aviation

From a Southwest Airlines employee: „There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft…“

There were three guys in an airplane. One guy dropped a rock, another dropped a brick, and the last dropped a grenade. When they…

No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight. If you are running late…

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they…

A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisle with…

A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion that the best place to find participants…

The Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious…

A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, „Ladies and…

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy…

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A…