Kategorie: aviation

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she…

Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of…

Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport….

An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying ‚In the event of a water landing,…

Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the „Fasten Seat Belts“ sign was kept lit during the…

At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as…

An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to…

A mother and her son were flying „Southwest Airlines“ from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to…

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, „Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost…

Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doomed to crash….