Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes A mother and her son were flying „Southwest Airlines“ from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, „Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doomed to crash….
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisle with…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion that the best place to find participants…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes The Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?…… It’s not because of the film’s content, it’s because the people in the film…