Kategorie: aviation

From a Southwest Airlines employee: „There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft…“

There were three guys in an airplane. One guy dropped a rock, another dropped a brick, and the last dropped a grenade. When they…

No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight. If you are running late…

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they…

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, „Ladies…

An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with…

A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant…

Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, „Edna, I’d like to ride in that…

An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down,…

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy,…