Kategorie: aviation

After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: „Ladies and gentlemen, this is…

As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. „What’s the problem, fellow?“ asked his…

While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. „Good lord!“ he screamed, „one of the engines just…

An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, „We have lost an engine, but…

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A…

Pilot says: „Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to…

A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the…

United Airlines FA: „Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From all of us at…

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls…

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they…