Kategorie: aviation

A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the…

United Airlines FA: „Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From all of us at…

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls…

From the pilot during his welcome message: „We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry… Unfortunately none of…

„Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..“ „But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?“…

Another flight Attendant’s comment on a less than perfect landing: „We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the…

Cessna: „Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.“ Tower: „Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have…

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy…

A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, „How long does it take to fly to Boston?“ The clerk said, „Just…

A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant…