Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, „Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes A man walks up to the counter at the airport. „Can I help you?“ asks the agent. „I want a round trip ticket,“ says…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Part of a Flight Attendant’s arrival announcement: „We’d like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot.
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach the Captain was really…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. „What are my choices?“ he…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, let’s see…, I think Tuesday would be nice…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the ’newly arrived‘ area. There are three doors,…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.