Kategorie: aviation

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy…

A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, „How long does it take to fly to Boston?“ The clerk said, „Just…

After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, „Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until…

A man walks up to the counter at the airport. „Can I help you?“ asks the agent. „I want a round trip ticket,“ says…

Part of a Flight Attendant’s arrival announcement: „We’d like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get…

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot.

Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach the Captain was really…

Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.

It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. „What are my choices?“ he…

Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, let’s see…, I think Tuesday would be nice…