Kategorie: aviation

Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: Again!

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and…

Tower: What’s your heigth and position? Pilot: Well, I’m 6 foot tall and I’m sitting front left.

Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When…

Pilot says: „Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to…

A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the…

United Airlines FA: „Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From all of us at…

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls…

From the pilot during his welcome message: „We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry… Unfortunately none of…

„Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..“ „But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?“…