Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Pilot: „Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.“ Tower: „Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Part of a Flight Attendant’s arrival announcement: „We’d like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot.
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach the Captain was really…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. „What are my choices?“ he…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, let’s see…, I think Tuesday would be nice…