Kategorie: aviation

Tower: What’s your heigth and position? Pilot: Well, I’m 6 foot tall and I’m sitting front left.

Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When…

Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ? Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It’s only the same pilot.

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:…

United Airlines FA: „Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From all of us at…

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls…

From the pilot during his welcome message: „We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry… Unfortunately none of…

„Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..“ „But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?“…

Another flight Attendant’s comment on a less than perfect landing: „We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the…

Cessna: „Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.“ Tower: „Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have…