Kategorie: aviation

Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not? Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what?? Pilot: Yes, SIR!

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for…

LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: It’s Thursday, Sir.

A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he’s falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesn’t…

After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: „Ladies and gentlemen, this is…

As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. „What’s the problem, fellow?“ asked his…

While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. „Good lord!“ he screamed, „one of the engines just…

An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, „We have lost an engine, but…

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A…

Pilot says: „Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to…