Kategorie: aviation

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:…

„Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before…

At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice…

USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out…

Pilot: „Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.“ Tower: „Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have…

As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their…

A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but…

A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300…

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a…

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and…