Kategorie: aviation

From a Southwest Airlines employee…. „Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and…

On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton. It…

According to „The Australian,“ an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the…

ATC: „Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? “ Cessna: „To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating.“ ATC: „I meant in the next…

I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said „Hi Jack.“ He shot me.

A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it–until finally the husband just knew when his…

All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time…

A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passengers to demonstrate his…

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so…

A woman called and said, „I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes.“ I asked if she meant to fly…