Kategorie: aviation

Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not? Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what?? Pilot: Yes, SIR!

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for…

LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: It’s Thursday, Sir.

A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he’s falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesn’t…

Pilot: Tower, there’s a runway light burning. Tower: I’m sure there must be dozens of lights burning. Pilot: Sorry, I mean it’s smoking.

„This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to…

Tower: Lufthansa 893, you’re number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ….. We’ve checked, they’re all working.

Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to…

Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems? Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass. Tower: Judging the way you are flying, you lost…

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can…