Kategorie: beauty

Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it’s not on her head.

Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. ‚I thought it was love at first sight,‘ said Julie. ‚It…

Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ? Man: It did for a while – then it…

Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, ‚I took my girlfriend to see ‚The bride of Dracula‘ last night.‘ ‚Oh yeah,‘…

I can’t understand why people say my girlfriend’s legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks – but they certainly don’t match.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !

I don’t think these photographs you’ve taken do me justice. You don’t want justice – you want mercy !

Your ugly. And you’re drunk. Yes, but in the morning I’ll be sober !

My boyfriend thinks I’m beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !

Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ?