Kategorie: beauty

I don’t think these photographs you’ve taken do me justice. You don’t want justice – you want mercy !

Your ugly. And you’re drunk. Yes, but in the morning I’ll be sober !

My boyfriend thinks I’m beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !

Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ?

A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said „Gosh, your ugly aren’t you?, I’ve never…

Monster: I’m so ugly. Ghost: It’s not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father…

Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mother’s ear. ‚Johnny, how many times…

They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she’s escaped from the funny farm?

First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.

A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star….