Kategorie: beauty

Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. ‚I thought it was love at first sight,‘ said Julie. ‚It…

Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ? Man: It did for a while – then it…

Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, ‚I took my girlfriend to see ‚The bride of Dracula‘ last night.‘ ‚Oh yeah,‘…

I can’t understand why people say my girlfriend’s legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks – but they certainly don’t match.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !

I don’t think these photographs you’ve taken do me justice. You don’t want justice – you want mercy !

Your ugly. And you’re drunk. Yes, but in the morning I’ll be sober !

A little boy came running into the kitchen. ‚Dad, dad‘ he said, ‚there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly face‘ ‚Tell…

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.

„My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!“said Miss Conceited. “Then he’s right said her little brother.“Sophia Loren?“ „No-spaghetti!“