Kategorie: beauty

She’s the kind of girl that boys look at twice – they can’t believe it the first time.

Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it’s not on her head.

Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. ‚I thought it was love at first sight,‘ said Julie. ‚It…

Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ? Man: It did for a while – then it…

Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, ‚I took my girlfriend to see ‚The bride of Dracula‘ last night.‘ ‚Oh yeah,‘…

I can’t understand why people say my girlfriend’s legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks – but they certainly don’t match.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !

Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.

What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:

A little boy came running into the kitchen. ‚Dad, dad‘ he said, ‚there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly face‘ ‚Tell…