Kategorie: beauty

Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.

What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:

A little boy came running into the kitchen. ‚Dad, dad‘ he said, ‚there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly face‘ ‚Tell…

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.

„My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!“said Miss Conceited. “Then he’s right said her little brother.“Sophia Loren?“ „No-spaghetti!“

First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First…

Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn’t find a crane strong…

They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she’s escaped from the funny farm?

First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.

A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star….