Kategorie: beauty

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.

What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:

A little boy came running into the kitchen. ‚Dad, dad‘ he said, ‚there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly face‘ ‚Tell…

My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.

I’m not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that’s the problem – you don’t please anyone.

Fred: What’s that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!

She’s so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.

First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that’s vanity? Second girl: No, it’s imagination.