Januar 6, 2021 Beauty jokes A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star….
Januar 6, 2021 Beauty jokes A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. „Hmmm,“ said the doctor. „I’ve no idea what it is.“…
Januar 6, 2021 Beauty jokes My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.
Januar 6, 2021 Beauty jokes I’m not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that’s the problem – you don’t please anyone.
Januar 6, 2021 Beauty jokes Fred: What’s that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!
Januar 6, 2021 Beauty jokes First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that’s vanity? Second girl: No, it’s imagination.
Januar 6, 2021 Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight… Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. „Iam the most beautiful person in the world,“ proclaimed Sleeping Beauty.“No, you’re…