Kategorie: beauty

Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, ‚I took my girlfriend to see ‚The bride of Dracula‘ last night.‘ ‚Oh yeah,‘…

I can’t understand why people say my girlfriend’s legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks – but they certainly don’t match.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !

I don’t think these photographs you’ve taken do me justice. You don’t want justice – you want mercy !

Your ugly. And you’re drunk. Yes, but in the morning I’ll be sober !

My boyfriend thinks I’m beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !

Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ?

First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First…

Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn’t find a crane strong…

They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she’s escaped from the funny farm?