Kategorie: beauty

What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !

I don’t think these photographs you’ve taken do me justice. You don’t want justice – you want mercy !

Your ugly. And you’re drunk. Yes, but in the morning I’ll be sober !

My boyfriend thinks I’m beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !

Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ?

A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said „Gosh, your ugly aren’t you?, I’ve never…

Monster: I’m so ugly. Ghost: It’s not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father…

Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn’t find a crane strong…

They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she’s escaped from the funny farm?

First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.