Kategorie: beauty

Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mother’s ear. ‚Johnny, how many times…

Girlfriend: Will you love me when I’m old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !

Mary: Do you think my sister’s pretty ? Gary: Well, let’s just say if you pulled her pigtail she’d probably say ‚oink, oink ‚!

Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn’t pretty and wasn’t ugly ? She was pretty ugly

She’s the kind of girl that boys look at twice – they can’t believe it the first time.

Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it’s not on her head.

Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. ‚I thought it was love at first sight,‘ said Julie. ‚It…

Fred keeps telling me that he’s going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you’ve been engaged…

People keep telling me I’m beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.

Don’t look out of the window, Betty, people will think it’s Halloween.