Kategorie: beauty

People keep telling me I’m beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.

Don’t look out of the window, Betty, people will think it’s Halloween.

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.

She’s so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.

First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that’s vanity? Second girl: No, it’s imagination.

My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.

I’m not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that’s the problem – you don’t please anyone.

Fred: What’s that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!