Kategorie: beauty

Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.

Fred keeps telling me that he’s going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you’ve been engaged…

People keep telling me I’m beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.

Don’t look out of the window, Betty, people will think it’s Halloween.

I’m not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that’s the problem – you don’t please anyone.

Fred: What’s that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!

She’s so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.

First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that’s vanity? Second girl: No, it’s imagination.

My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.