Januar 6, 2021 Three blonds on death row |Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde.Two guards brings the brunette forward,…
Januar 6, 2021 Shortage of parachutes |A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.The plane was going down fast, and there were…
Januar 6, 2021 I Want Some Milk |Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons…
Januar 6, 2021 Turn back your car odometer |A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had…
Januar 6, 2021 Buying a New Farm |A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00.Then, the blonde…
Januar 6, 2021 Mind telling me the time? |BLONDE: „Excuse me, what time is it right now?“WOMAN: „It’s 11:25PM.“BLONDE: (confused look on face) „You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I’ve asked that…
Januar 6, 2021 First experience horse riding |A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Unlocking your car |Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their…
Januar 6, 2021 Buying drinks at a bar |A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brunette: „I’ll have a B and C.“Bartender:“What…
Januar 6, 2021 Do you see the dead bird? |A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. „Awww, look at the dead…