Januar 6, 2021 Mind telling me the time? |BLONDE: „Excuse me, what time is it right now?“WOMAN: „It’s 11:25PM.“BLONDE: (confused look on face) „You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I’ve asked that…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm going ice fishing! |A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the…
Januar 6, 2021 Guess who knows the state capitals? |A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, „go ahead, ask me any…
Januar 6, 2021 Do you realize what I am? |Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, „Don’t you know…
Januar 6, 2021 Don't give us a bad name |There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde…
Januar 6, 2021 Your kid has been kidnapped |A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she…
Januar 6, 2021 You've got mail |A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house….
Januar 6, 2021 Make it off the island |There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland…
Januar 6, 2021 Blondes change a lightbulb |Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We need help. We’re three blondes changing a…
Januar 6, 2021 One wish to each |Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said,…