Januar 6, 2021 A walking economy |This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, „I’m a walking economy.“The friend asks,…
Januar 6, 2021 Those who don't know |The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don’t know. Those who know are no problem.Those who…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm at the wrong bank |Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make a deposit, tellers high-five each other.9. After you get a…
Januar 6, 2021 The requirements of this job |Employer: „In this job we need someone who is responsible.“Applicant: „I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong,…
Januar 6, 2021 The ten ifs of employment |1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3. If it whistles, ignore it.4. If it’s a friend, stop…
Januar 6, 2021 Repairing the phone |A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone…
Januar 6, 2021 The corporate boat race |An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard…
Januar 6, 2021 How you made money |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, „Well, son,…
Januar 6, 2021 The results of a government study |For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the approval ratings for unemployment.They have concluded…
Januar 6, 2021 Telemarketers go away |How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could…