Januar 6, 2021 Equation of earnings |The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof has been developed that explains why…
Januar 6, 2021 The copy machine handout |In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees….
Januar 6, 2021 Main Vice President |Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife…
Januar 6, 2021 The Procrastinator's creed |1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more…
Januar 6, 2021 Fake two dollar bill |On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a…
Januar 6, 2021 Reasons to leave work |1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only a towel…again.3. Ran out of paper clips.4. I’ve decided to…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad Japanese economy |According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it’s getting worse.Following last week’s news that Origami Bank…
Januar 6, 2021 Reasons to stay at work all night |1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change everyone’s password to „chrysanthemum“.3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with lights…
Januar 6, 2021 Travel in a sailboat |The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Keeping a high profile in an office |Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants to talk whenever you’re ready.Don’t sit down to talk….